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Sardarji to others:
Did anyone lose money wrapped in a rubber band?
One said, Yes I did
Sardar: Well, it’s your lucky day,
I found the rubberband!

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Sardar SMS - Sardar Jokes - Sardar Text Messages

How do you recognize a Sardar in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from
the book when the teacher erases the board.

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Sardar SMS - Sardar Jokes - Sardar Text Messages

A sardar goes to a restaurant
and his cell phone rings.
Wife: How are you?

Surprised Sardarji:Oji I am fine but
how did you know where I was?

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Sardar SMS - Sardar Jokes - Sardar Text Messages

Two Sardar stopped suddenly.
1st Sardar: OMG! My wife and my girlfriend coming together.
2nd Sardar: Mine too.


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Sardar SMS - Sardar Jokes - Sardar Text Messages

After finishing MBBS.
SARDAR starts his practise!
He checked his FIRST patient's
Eyes

Tongue
&
Ears
By TORCH!
&
Finally he said
"Battery iz 0K".

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Aik Sardar Europe Gia Waha Us Ko Police Ne Roka Aur Investigation Start Kar Di
Sardar Ko English Nai Ati Thi
Us Ne Sick Leave Ki Application Suna Di

Police Ne Use Pagal Samajh K Chor Dia..
Wife:wah Sardar Jee Tusi Te Great O
Sardar: O A Te Kuch Vi Nai Hale Te Ma Thirsty Crow Nai Sunai.


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Sardar SMS - Sardar Jokes - Sardar Text Messages
1st Sardar:Me Kal Mushaery me gya
to logo ne mjhe utha k bahir phenk dia
2nd:Wo Q?
1st:Shaer ka nam Hayat tha

or me usy Daad dy rha tha
"WA HAYAT"
"Wahayat"
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Sardar SMS - Sardar Jokes - Sardar Text Messages


Sardar in Fire Brigade:
Lady called: Mere Ghar Mai Aag Lag Gai Hai.
Sardar: Paani Dalo.

Lady: Dala, Aag Nahi Bujhi.
Sardar: Phir Hum Aa Kar Kya Karenge,
Hum Bhi To Pani He Dalengey.

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Sardar SMS - Sardar Jokes - Sardar Text Messages
Teacher: What Is The Difference
Between Landline and Mobile?
Sardar: Landline Par Number

Hum Ungli Se Dial Kartey Han
Aur Mobile Par Anguthe Sey

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Sardar 2 hotel manager: Jaldi chalo
meri biwi khidki se kud kar jaan dena chahti hain
Managr: what can i do
Sardr: Abe,khidki nahi khul rahi hain


Sardar SMS - Sardar Jokes - Sardar Text Messages

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Sardar SMS - Sardar Jokes - Sardar Text Messages

Read our following latest collection of sardar sms,
sardar jokes in urdu, sardar sms text messages and Sardar SMS.
 Now you can forward these mobile text sms messages

Sardar SMS - Sardar Jokes - Sardar Text Messages

Sardarji to others:
Did anyone lose money wrapped in a rubber band?
One said, Yes I did
Sardar: Well, it’s your lucky day,
I found the rubberband!

Sardar SMS - Sardar Jokes - Sardar Text Messages


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Sardar SMS - Sardar Jokes - Sardar Text Messages

How do you recognize a Sardar in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from
the book when the teacher erases the board.

Sardar SMS - Sardar Jokes - Sardar Text Messages


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Sardar SMS - Sardar Jokes - Sardar Text Messages

A sardar goes to a restaurant
and his cell phone rings.
Wife: How are you?

Surprised Sardarji:Oji I am fine but
how did you know where I was?

Sardar SMS - Sardar Jokes - Sardar Text Messages


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Sardar SMS - Sardar Jokes - Sardar Text Messages

Two Sardar stopped suddenly.
1st Sardar: OMG! My wife and my girlfriend coming together.
2nd Sardar: Mine too.


Sardar SMS - Sardar Jokes - Sardar Text Messages

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Sardar SMS - Sardar Jokes - Sardar Text Messages

After finishing MBBS.
SARDAR starts his practise!
He checked his FIRST patient's
Eyes

Tongue
&
Ears
By TORCH!
&
Finally he said
"Battery iz 0K".

Sardar SMS - Sardar Jokes - Sardar Text Messages


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Sardar SMS - Sardar Jokes - Sardar Text Messages

Aik Sardar Europe Gia Waha Us Ko Police Ne Roka Aur Investigation Start Kar Di
Sardar Ko English Nai Ati Thi
Us Ne Sick Leave Ki Application Suna Di

Police Ne Use Pagal Samajh K Chor Dia..
Wife:wah Sardar Jee Tusi Te Great O
Sardar: O A Te Kuch Vi Nai Hale Te Ma Thirsty Crow Nai Sunai.


Sardar SMS - Sardar Jokes - Sardar Text Messages

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Sardar SMS - Sardar Jokes - Sardar Text Messages
1st Sardar:Me Kal Mushaery me gya
to logo ne mjhe utha k bahir phenk dia
2nd:Wo Q?
1st:Shaer ka nam Hayat tha

or me usy Daad dy rha tha
"WA HAYAT"
"Wahayat"
Sardar SMS - Sardar Jokes - Sardar Text Messages



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Sardar SMS - Sardar Jokes - Sardar Text Messages


Sardar in Fire Brigade:
Lady called: Mere Ghar Mai Aag Lag Gai Hai.
Sardar: Paani Dalo.

Lady: Dala, Aag Nahi Bujhi.
Sardar: Phir Hum Aa Kar Kya Karenge,
Hum Bhi To Pani He Dalengey.

Sardar SMS - Sardar Jokes - Sardar Text Messages


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Sardar SMS - Sardar Jokes - Sardar Text Messages
Teacher: What Is The Difference
Between Landline and Mobile?
Sardar: Landline Par Number

Hum Ungli Se Dial Kartey Han
Aur Mobile Par Anguthe Sey

Sardar SMS - Sardar Jokes - Sardar Text Messages


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Sardar SMS - Sardar Jokes - Sardar Text Messages
Sardar 2 hotel manager: Jaldi chalo
meri biwi khidki se kud kar jaan dena chahti hain
Managr: what can i do
Sardr: Abe,khidki nahi khul rahi hain


Sardar SMS - Sardar Jokes - Sardar Text Messages

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Sardar SMS - Sardar Jokes - Sardar Text Messages


Sardar ki maa ki death ho gai
ek saal bad sardar ka baap America sa wapis aya
us na poucha teri mah kahan ha
sardar bola wo tu pichlay saal hi mar gai thi

sardar ka bap ronay lga or bola
kuttay,kaminay to tu na mujhay btaya q nhi,
sardar bola
Me na socha surprise doon ga

Sardar SMS - Sardar Jokes - Sardar Text Messages



Sardar ki maa ki death ho gai
ek saal bad sardar ka baap America sa wapis aya
us na poucha teri mah kahan ha
sardar bola wo tu pichlay saal hi mar gai thi

sardar ka bap ronay lga or bola
kuttay,kaminay to tu na mujhay btaya q nhi,
sardar bola
Me na socha surprise doon ga

Sardar SMS - Sardar Jokes - Sardar Text Messages


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